Twilight Sparkle Wins

Bored of always winning or losing at games to your human opponent? Do you get tired of watching football games end and both teams just leave without ever learning a lesson about friendship? Do you think that every  videogame competition would be infinitely more enjoyable if a patient and tolerant talking horse could take the time to explain rules of basic empathy to gamers?

Twilight Sparkle Wins is a simple modifier that can be applied to literally any game that there is. It's a modifier I originally wrote as a tweet in December. The basics are that Twilight Sparkle from the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic shows up at the end of whatever game you're playing and explains a lesson about friendship that you should've learned from your experience. Also you lose now and she wins.

I've adjusted some of the wording and grammar and added a few pages of additional information for using the modifier with a troubleshooting section and some additional clauses to streamline use of the modifier.